Fat Baby Smoker is a Professional

I am a professional

This is no joke

Smoking is no joke

I am a professional

Fatness in not enough

To tempt the sisters three

Fatness is not enough

To be cute

I make you look away

And then look back

Again and again

Yes

I am a professional

I am Joy

I am Death

And I laugh

I am the Last Fat Baby

Fat Baby Smoker

I twirl my death stick

As a professional must

I make cute noises

And look sideways

I invite the media

To lick my feet

As I blow

Professional smoke rings

With my feet up

Where they may be licked

I am man and baby and guru

I could play poker

At the table in the movie “Rounders”

And beat Johnny Chan

I am a professional

Ope

Ya

Bootah

I blow kisses

I am a professional

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